A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
per hour.. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks
cross at her and speaks in a clear voice.
'Darling,' he says. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I
want a divorce.' The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead
but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of
it', he says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
and she's a far better lover than you are.' Again the wife stays quiet,
but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed
to 55 mph.
He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently. Up to 60
mph. 'I want the car, too,' he continues. 65 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll
have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat...'
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: 'Isn't there anything
you want?'. The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice.
'No, I've got everything I need..' she says.
Oh, really?' he inquires, 'So what have you got?'
Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and
smiles. .....'The airbag.'....
So never underestimate how a woman thinks.
per hour.. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks
cross at her and speaks in a clear voice.
'Darling,' he says. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I
want a divorce.' The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead
but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of
it', he says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend,
and she's a far better lover than you are.' Again the wife stays quiet,
but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed
to 55 mph.
He pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently. Up to 60
mph. 'I want the car, too,' he continues. 65 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll
have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat...'
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: 'Isn't there anything
you want?'. The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice.
'No, I've got everything I need..' she says.
Oh, really?' he inquires, 'So what have you got?'
Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him and
smiles. .....'The airbag.'....
So never underestimate how a woman thinks.
Moral of the story: Buy a lousy car that has only one airbag (for driver only). The husband
sure K.O. and the wife gets everything!
sure K.O. and the wife gets everything!
Husbands out there, please take insurance! but..
think twice before buying MCIS insurance.
Know why?
Know why?
' M.C.I.S ' = Mati Cepat Isteri Senang
Disclaimer: I got it from an email and decided to share :) So probably some of you have already read it before. This ought to be taken as a joke and should not be taken seriously. I have edited the ending as I don't wanna get in trouble and kena sue!
WA, Fiona ni. Misleading ah.. LOL
ReplyDeletelol.. women are evil! =P
ReplyDeletehahaha! Women FTW! XD
ReplyDeleteGosh, so mean LOL
ReplyDeleteXD
ReplyDelete*never underestimate how a woman thinks*
ReplyDeleteAgrees. lol.
hahaha, good one :)
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Too bad for the husband =)
ReplyDeleteHAHA Yes females have brain! :D :D
ReplyDeletelol. The real moral of the story is to ban women drivers = p just kidding ladies
ReplyDeletewow... do not start a fight while driving... Guys will speed without thinking... Girl will drive crying.. haha both oso kena accident
ReplyDeletemans better don't make a girl angry..
ReplyDeletemy friend works for mcis zurich. this would make hiim laugh!
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